User-agent: *
Disallow: /people_who_think_that_they_are_clever_by_reading_this_robots.txt
Disallow: /attempts_to_steal_my_legally_registered_domain
Disallow: /attempts_to_claim_my_domain
Disallow: /I_have_prior_rights_to_this_domain
Disallow: /so_get_a_life
Disallow: /overweight_bisexuals
Disallow: /people_previously_charged_with_manslaughter
Disallow: /people_with_convictions
Disallow: /ugly_overweight_people_with_unpronouncable_names
Disallow: /lawyers_who_make_major_mistakes_in_their_filings
Disallow: /New_Zealanders_who_have_problems_with_maths
Disallow: /fat_greeks_who_wear_womens_g_strings_(ouch!)